This is just a little something I found humorous.....
One night not too long ago I decided to tuck in early after having just had a large chicken and rice dinner. I was changing into my nightgown and as I was pulling up my shirt I noticed a few pieces of rice fall out. I pulled some more and found some additional pieces stuck to my belly. For some reason, probably because my stomach is stretched quite large, I could not feel the rice at all.
To my dismay and amusement, once the shirt was completely removed, I found an entire shelf of rice piled up at the top of my belly!! I really could not feel it at all, and must have just tumbled down into my v-neck shirt while I was pigging out on my food (I do get quite hungry!). There was really a sizable pile of rice just sitting there, comfortably tucked in between my breasts and on the top of the belly which now almost reaches my sternum.
You know you're really, really pregnant when this happens not once....but almost every time you eat rice!!